Wednesday, October 25, 2006



Source: anonymous

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender - French
President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay,
Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M . Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award,presented by
Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade
Center Towers -- Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Knnedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals -- John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Would like to say it better but can't.
Your historical facts and views of the Democratic party are unbelievably skewed. You need to expand your information resources to more factual material, which does not include Jerome Corsi, Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.
Oh OK, you've convinced me, your argument was so convincing.
its assholes like you that ruined the country in the first place. I hope your grandchildren sufficiently suffer the legacy you want to leave them.
Wow, the democratic riveting arguments just keep pouring in.
Funny - really! I do have a sense of humor.

Thank God that Democrats have worked so hard to preserve your liberty & freedom of speech, without you having to worry if the government is spying on you. But that is funny! Think I'll use it as a springboard to make one up for the Republican Nat'l Convention.

Thanks for the laughs!
Feel free to use this as your springboard, I understand completely that Democrats are handicapped when it comes to producing anything original.
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